I will call you

You apply for the job, attend the interview and then they tell you that they will call you. Now, if your like me, you can already tell that you didn't get that job and aren't too eager for the call. However there are times when you think you've aced the interview and expect that call anytime over the next week. Let's play the waiting game, on the home team potential employer, the challenger little old you. It's time you realise the employer can do without you and there are better people than you everywhere you go. This attitude helps you accept that rejection email they send you, the bastards could even bother printing the rejection.
We acknowledge your interests and expertise.....but those chosen have potrayed more ......., basically this is equivalent to, "you suck, loser! L-O-S-E-R! Take heart my son/ daughter/ niece/ nephew (gotta be politically correct in this era) there is a loser worse than you.

Now comes the worse part, one of your new found mates signals that they will call you. Yeah right! Again if your like me, you'd expect the call within the next 2 days and every minute after that you can hear the phone ring; the one in your head. Why the heck did they mention they were gonna call and didn't? Ever sat by the phone like a baffon waiting for that call, 1,2,3,4 hours only to realise you didn't have to cancel going window shopping (dress well and go to the ridiculousy overpriced stores, jeans shorts for $200). You'd imagine these pants would wash themselves and air themselves and while in the house do the dishes and dust the house, mmh! to be cont................
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