You don't fool me!

It's morning and you hurriedly run for the bus, you slept in and as such breafast is out of the question. What's breakfast compared to and extra 15min of morning sleep? We all know how sweet sleep is an hour before you're due to wake up. If your like me, you purposely set your alarm early for the chance to snooze for those precious 10 minutes. Try setting your alarm an hour earlier and you will enjoy that hour, love it! You've just made it at the bus stop and your haste you trip as you board the bus, no biggie we all do it sometimes. On the bus, you're bound to find people, some are reading, some catching up on sleep (guilty as charged!), some busy scrolling their ipod playlist (walkmans for the older generation), and some just idly gazing into the blue and before staring at you for the whole trip. Let's focus on the readers for now, why is it we think we can defy Newton's laws of motion when we are standing on a bus? We will later comeback these idle staring individuals.

Who doesn't know that an object remains at constant velocity provided there is not external force? Inertia people, I thought suits were signs of intelligence, obviously not. You've seen the guy with harry porter novel, holding for his dear life with one hand, carrying a grocery bag on one and holding the book on the other. Mmmmmh! Last I checked we have a pair of hands, so how does he manage to hold onto the bus overhead rail? I know, place the novel aside until you get a seat. Now that would be common sense, so I'd think. But wait! Let go of the railing and enjoy the book while keeping an eye out for the frozen dinner I will be having tonight. The bus gets to the lights and which abrutply turn red, inertia politely obliges and you're flying through the isle, bowling into everybody else. "I am so very sorry", is all you can fathom.

Are you sorry? You know you should hold on when your standing and what so captivating in those pages that your teeth are expendible? Hold on buster, I am not your restraint and next time you bump into me you will lose your "precious".

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